So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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