no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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