I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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