Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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