I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
