he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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