I wanna passion pit in your ass
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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