It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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