they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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