so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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