im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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