best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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