I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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