You really coming over, don't trick.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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