i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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