remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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