Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
And then my night got REAL pukey
I could fuck to npr.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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