I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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