I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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