next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
