I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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