How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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