I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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