Jerry, you need to find god
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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