So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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