There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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