If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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