i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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