my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Shame - the story of my life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
