even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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