I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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