pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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