I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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