I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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