is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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