You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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