girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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