mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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