Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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