So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
