The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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