We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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