After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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