So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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