she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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