I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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