I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
