508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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