Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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