u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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