Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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