Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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