Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize