The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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